'Loughborough Lads are bloody good lads!'

LE CLUB PRESIDENT BACKS STUDENTS

Students have been receiving poor press in the media of late and it appears that there is a witch hunt aimed at eradicating student life completely.

After meeting the ‘Bloody Lads of Loughborough’ I realised that not only are these Lads loyal, good looking, and the future of our great country - but they also stabilise the surrounding community by spending their money in pubs, clubs, supermarkets and fast food chains. It is a wonder to behold and this is, in essence, front line charity work.

By increasing student fees we are leaving less money to be spent on booze, food and women, something that the local community would seriously suffer from. 

Politicians would not be in Government were it not for the ‘Soggy Biscuit Club’ at university and journalists certainly would not be allowed to pollute our minds with their narrow minded views and embellished headlines were it not for their ‘Desmond’ in Creative writing. 

After seeing the charity work first hand I for one will be getting right behind (oooh, kinky) our leaders of tomorrow and I encourage the people of Britain to follow suit.

University Lads are our future, and I urge you to support these talented bunch of heroes. 

Whether you agree with me or not, I leave you with this final profound statement:-

'Loughborough Lads are bloody good lads!'